Currently writing for all your favorite brands at Goodby Silverstein & Partners (three-ish years now).

Before that, I was waiting tables at all of your favorite restaurants (Mellow Mushroom, Johnny’s Pizza, Carrabba’s Italian Grill).

Before that, I was chillin’ making As in English (and a singular D in physics).

Before that, I was sucking my thumb (and probably crying a lot).

Before that, I didn’t exist (or did I? Questions for the philosophers).

Next up, who’s to say? (But hmu and we can figure it out together.)